What are we to believe in? Where do we come from? Who created us? Are my forefathers from Planet of the Apes? Or did the universe suffer road rage, got in a huge accident, a Big Bang, and pop go the people?

Think about this for a second, because I’d definitely enjoy some enlightenment. Most of you readers know the biblical version of us, right? God created the earth in six days and the 7^th, he rested. Then he created Eden and with Eden came Adam. Adam was bored and so came Eve (you think he regrets his boredom now?) With Adam and Eve came Cain and Abel and well… you know the rest.

First of all, did the Bible mention God making more then these two people? How many times could they procreate all together to create a whole world? (yeah I know, ewww). Are we by-product of all that incest? Maybe Adam and Eve were really perfect and then screwed us all up by ‘doing it’ with their kids. Or monkeys. (hey, it's a theory)

What of the Big Bang theory the scientists like to hold on to? How did anything appear of this Earth? Was their a major accident up in the galaxy involving many planets and constellations that created one big planet and all the living beings just sort of jumped on this bigger planet to live in harmony?

How many times have we been wiped clean of this planet? We all know about Noah. The good Lord got angry because we were not treating his creation accordingly and told Noah to make an arc and grab two of each species of animal to bring with him. Why??

What if we mix and mash both theories ?

God made the big bang happen. Why? Had a temper tantrum? Had a fight with the wife? Who knows. So, big bang, he perfects the details of this beautiful blue living-breathing planet (water, light, animals), then he creates Adam and Eve. Who together create Cain and Abel. These two are born with some sort of genetic defect and decide it’s all right to make more babies with mum and dad and monkeys or snakes or anything laying around.

What happened then? Are cave-men a by-product of Adam and Eve’s Hanky Pankying? What about dinosaurs? Were they wiped clean too because they couldn’t get along with one another 

Now after reading this, look around yourselves and wonder if because our lives and our planet are in such a state of chaos, will we next be wiped clean ?