mmmm.... Cloned Prime Rib au Jus Anyone?
Written by Rick   

Well, bar-be-que season is right around the corner. Isn't it kind of sad that so many of our innocent pleasures of days gone by have become sources of guilt and wanton self destruction in our modern world?

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Do You Believe in Future at First Sight ?
Written by Tanya   

I met up with a psychic a few days ago… Whoa. Well that was definitely a new experience. Have you ever tried? It’s cool, it’s weird, it’s… enlightening.

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God vs Big Bang
Written by Tanya   

What are we to believe in? Where do we come from? Who created us? Are my forefathers from Planet of the Apes? Or did the universe suffer road rage, got in a huge accident, a Big Bang, and pop go the people?

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An Update on Steve Fossett‘s Disappearing Act
Written by Simon   
My report that Steve Fossett has apparently discovered a path to the fourth dimension caused me to receive so many e-mails you wouldn’t believe.

Interestingly enough, amongst the numerous junk e-mails I received, there is this one particular e-mail I must share with you guys.

Dear Simon,

I’ve read your report on the Steve Fossett disappearance. I am shocked that news media outlet has completely disregarded the story. I really feel that there is some sort of conspiracy from an organization that doesn’t want us to know the truth about Mr. Fossett’s great discovery. Contact me if you want more information.

M.


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Watch Gene Simmon’s Sex Tape?!?
Written by Simon   
You know a society’s gone wrong when instant fame follows a sex tape. Personally I blame Paris Hilton for unleashing such a trend of talentless stars. I also blame Paris for many fantasies in my single days, but that’s another story.

Anyway. This week I stumbled upon the news that KISS singer Gene Simmons also has a sex tape, and that has me wondering…

Just who exactly wants to watch an old man have sex?
 
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A Blog From Element: World Featured in the Carnival of Satire!
Written by Simon   
"Does Anybody Speak Girl?" was selected to be a part of the Carnival of Satire, hosted on The Skwib.
 
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Breaking News! Millionaire Steve Fossett Found a Path to Another Dimension
Written by Simon   
The truth about adventurer millionaire Steve Fossett's disapearance, who's been missing since his plane allegedly went down on September 3rd is now beginning to reveal itself.
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Dating for Dummies Vol. 4 - Controlling The Game
Written by Simon   

YOU control the dates. YOU control where you go and when. Because YOU ARE THE MAN. And that’s what men do. They lead. Please don't call me sexist, this is something that women have told me they expect that us!

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